Irregular Mums
19. The perfect time to stick stuff up your butt

19. The perfect time to stick stuff up your butt

June 19, 2020

Going slightly crazy in ISO, the Irregular Mums scoured the interwebs for sexy articles during Corona. After reading and listening widely, they pondered one podcaster's recommendation, that now is "the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt".

Go crazy, dear Irregulars!



Hidden Brain - Sex Machines (13 April 2020) - sex doll robots.



Sex dolls - spectator sport?

Cardboard cut outs - Five Dock Dining


Restaurants & mannequins - Virginia, US


STIs - down in our nation's capital


But gonorrhoea is up on the GC!


Top 10 Sexual Kinks during Corona


Zoom orgies and butt stuff ("Now is the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt")


Lick My Asshole Rimming - sexy toy


“Vaginal corona” - hymen


Hannah Gadsby


As we suspected - less sex during Corona:

Naked attraction

18.  PopTarts 2.0

18. PopTarts 2.0

May 28, 2020

After getting sick of the sound of one another’s voice (and face), the Mums go off-piste by inviting regular mention, 2.0, onto the show to discuss all things Pop and 13 year old girl related.

Do GagaGrande deliver the goods with “Rain On Me”? Is it about emerging from a difficult situation, or as Claire suggests, merely a song glorifying golden showers? They also discuss Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, Billy Porter, the Shapeshifters, Kimberly Davis, Vanity Fare, Ru Paul and a stack of other fascinating forms of entertainment that have been keeping them sane/driving them mad in ISO.

Adult themes and a tiny bit sweary (as usual), so don’t listen whilst home-schooling. Consider this podcast suitably disclaimed!




Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande song - Rain on Me -


Blood Pop -


Junkee Media - Rain on me filter (no come on your face) -



Lady Gaga - Stupid Love -


Katy Perry’s - Daisies -


Carly Rae Jepson -


Table Manners Podcast with Cary Rae Jepson - on Spotify -


Billy Porter's song "Finally Ready" produced by Shapeshifters:


The Shapeshifter's 1 hour Glitterbox set (including Kimberly Davis and THOSE pants):


Dreams that Glitter - Girls Aloud Album (who knew?) -


Mariah Carey - Glitter movie (NOT a hit) -


Vanity - Wigs by Vanity on Instagram -


Cameo link for Vanity -


Ru Paul’s Drag Race - Season 12 -


White Lines - on Netflix - (Everyone should watch at least Episode 1)


Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist - Heaven! -


Kill the Lights - Alex Newell -


17. Love In The Time Of Corona

17. Love In The Time Of Corona

May 11, 2020

Inevitably, the Mums had to address the elephant in the room - Coronavirus. Taking a novel approach to the its analysis, the mums decide to navigate SEX in the time of Corona.

Show notes below, friends!

We have new clip on microphones - can you tell?! 

Grindr - naughty  in the time of COVID. Please don't touch one another unless with a long 1.5m tickly wand.

Rolling Stone sex toy article - sales are up!

Connect your teledildonics (Not Terry Dildonics) here:   - go on - dare you!!

Photo Lasso - putting dicks on pics:

Sexy times with COVID

and this

ACON says no -

OnlyFans - have you got something people will pay to see?

Sex worker article from Newsweek

Preventing Coronavirus - Sperm smoothies. Anyone? Anyone?

Guardian article - so must be true! COVID in semen:

YouTube Channel with amazing DJ's + videos - Cercle -

Circus of Books - Netflix Doco -

PFLAG - Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays

Poddie - UNFLOPPED - sounds rude, but is utterly delightful

Instagram - DJ Fat Tony (@dj_fattony)

Defected Virtual Festival on Youtube -

Glitterbox -

HomoDisko by 4theLove -

Purple Disco Machine -

Bob Sinclar on Facebook - check out his 55 days of daily sets - we dare you not to fall in love with him:

You can of course still follow us on Instagram @irregularmums and on Facie here

Coronasutra meme

Gay version. Sorry ladies, no lesbian version. 

16. PopTarts March 20

16. PopTarts March 20

March 30, 2020

Hoorah! We're baaaaack in a slightly delayed, never to be repeated first podcast for 2020, just in time (almost) to be shut down by the thing we don't mention. We're planning on one more poddie (at least) before life becomes a lot less physically proximate.

In this Poptarts episode, we natter for aaaaages about all the things.

TV Steaming trailers

Homeland on SBS and Netflix

Visible - Out of TV - Apple+

Formula 1 - Drive to Survive on Netflix

Ru Paul’s Drag Race season 12 on Stan

Love is Blind on Netflix

Everything’s Going to Be OK on Stan

Sex Education on Netflix

Fleabag on Amazon Prime

Crashing on Netflix

Marvellous Mrs Maisel on Amazon Prime

GLOW on Netflix

Miss Americana Tay Tay doco  on Netflix

Five foot 2 Gaga doco on Netflix

Dolly Parton doco on Netflix is called Here I Am (Claire can't be arsed to find this link)

Claire also refuses to provide the link to Dolly’s Heartstrings, as it was too awful

Never Tear us Apart on Netflix


Talkie poddies

Dolly Parton’s America (poddie)

Rosie Waterland’s Just the Gist


Strong Songs



Music poddies

DJ Joelby’s Funky Vocal House

DJ Nate

G’s House Sessions

DJ Colin Gaff

DJ Kirsty Jade -

DJ Hayley Maree

DJ Alex Taylor




Once Upon a Time in Hollywood



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15. Elbows Deep in Lesbian Porn

15. Elbows Deep in Lesbian Porn

December 20, 2019

In their last episode of 2019, the Irregular Mums dive head first into some Lesbian Porn. Is it as boring as 3 Lesbians (100% of all surveyed lesbians) warned them? Will there be a story line and a happily ever after? Is scissoring actually thing? Will they discover more than just strap-ons and finger banging?

These and many more questions will be answered as the Irregular Mums get stuck right in.

With thanks to the delightful Naomi Palmer for providing the fruits of her arduous 'research'.



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14. Bingay!

14. Bingay!

November 25, 2019

In this podcast, the Irregular Mums interview the two amazing and deeply fascinating hosts of BINGAY - Charisma Belle and Naomi Palmer.

Learn all about how Bingay started, what it has achieved and how Charisma and Naomi got involved. It's a fabulous insight into this wonderful institution, just in time for it's 20th anniversary.

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13. Loo Review

13. Loo Review

November 11, 2019

The Irregular Mums conduct a much-needed AUDIT of these oft-neglected essential areas of a bar or club - the toilets. Anyone who consumes ANY liquid in a club or bar, will find themselves in a bathroom before long. And the state of a bathroom can have a big impact on one's enjoyment of the night.

GIRD YOUR LOINS and brace yourself for a barrage of toilet humour as the Irregular Mums flush out all the important issues. 

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12. PopTarts Nov 19

12. PopTarts Nov 19

November 4, 2019

Better late than never! This week the IM's discuss All The Things:

The Big Fact Hunt at the Warrenview Hotel every Tuesday, hosted by Felicity Frockachino:

Halloween Whores:


Inner Fit Gym:



DJ Nate Presents:

DJ Ant Schillaci, Hot August House:

Joelby First Light:

Carly Rae Jepsen:

Funky House London; In The Mix, October 2019:

Irregular Lisa's Wigglin' playlist on Spotify:

Irregular Lisa's Chillin' playlist on Spotify:

Irregular Lisa's Early Dayz playlist on Spotify:

Oshie's Better Than Yesterday podcast:

Too Peas In A Podcast:

Best Judies Podcast:

Table Manners:

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11. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

11. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

October 23, 2019

The mums are fortunate to chat with the gorgeous, delightful and super-savvy Ruby May. If you're not familiar with her, check her out on Instagram here:

Ruby May chats about how she started her Instagram account account, why she decided to monetise her boobs and how she started making money from her body. The mums learn how someone like Ruby goes from starting an Instagram account to almost 1 million followers in less than 3 years.

For someone who makes money showing her boobs, there is a lot to cover, including how she handles creepy guys, women supporting women, what she tells her family, being treated like a celebrity, where she draws the line about what she will do online and WTF is going on with foot and milk fetishes.

Ruby_Mayyy's Only Fans account:

Ring light tripod:

Ruby May doesn't have any sponsorship (which is crazy for someone with almost 1 million eyeballs on her account) so see below for companies who we think should sponsor her:

The mums would like some free shit too, so please contact us at regarding a free and a lovely SS2020 wardrobe.

TOWIE Bobby Norris's half thong:

Foot fetishes are a thing:

Erotic lactation:

Ruby's other Instagram account featuring trolls:

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10. Attempting to adult in Adult World

10. Attempting to adult in Adult World

October 15, 2019

After such a fun and informative visit to The Toolshed, the Irregular Mums couldn't help themselves when they noticed Adult World (next to Palms) and so decided it was their civic duty to investigate an adult store so close to their spiritual home.

After a positive experience, they returned to interview Michael (the Manager) who explained an array of toys, devices and objects for sale that can be used for pleasure.

If you are considering buying any adult toys or lingerie we recommend that you visit Adult World (on Oxford St, Darlinghurst) as Michael will give you 20% off if you mention our podcast. You can see some of the products here:

We looked at many toys, but the main ones are discussed below:

  • Lelo - Sonic wave clitoral massager: "clitorally mind-blowing";
  • Lelo - G-spot massager;
  • Clandestine Mimic Plus;
  • Womaniser (not a Britney Spears song);
  • Extreme Sex Machine (looks like an Ant Eater);
  • Zumio - (looks like a tooth brush without the brush) - promises an orgasm in less than a minute;
  • Wevibe external vibrator (looks like a lime juicer) - the divet massages the clitoris;
  • Wevibe "mouse";
  • Wevibe lipstick vibrators (all Wevibe devices can be synced to devices);
  • Eva the Beaver (like a tiny water turtle);
  • 50 Shades Freed purple bondage gear;
  • Fleshlight Launch - syncs to porn and thrusts in time;
  • Dongs;
  • Deep'r Pole - looks like a silicon black witches hat;
  • Butt plug tails;
  • Rabbits;
  • Sharevibe strapless strap-on.

All of the toys above are in store and amazing! Not a sponsored podcast - Michael and all the staff were just super lovely and helpful. 

Follow us on Instagram to see pics of the toys and lots of other things!

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