Irregular Mums
19. The perfect time to stick stuff up your butt

19. The perfect time to stick stuff up your butt

June 19, 2020

Going slightly crazy in ISO, the Irregular Mums scoured the interwebs for sexy articles during Corona. After reading and listening widely, they pondered one podcaster's recommendation, that now is "the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt".

Go crazy, dear Irregulars!

 

PODDIES 

Hidden Brain - Sex Machines (13 April 2020) - sex doll robots. https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/hidden-brain/id1028908750?i=1000471362030

 

NEWS ARTICLES

Sex dolls - spectator sport?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/05/18/korean-soccer-club-apologizes-using-sex-dolls-fill-empty-stands/

Cardboard cut outs - Five Dock Dining

https://www.insider.com/cardboard-cutouts-filling-a-restaurant-in-sydney-australia-2020-5

 

Restaurants & mannequins - Virginia, US

https://www.insider.com/virginia-restaurant-will-use-mannequins-to-fill-empty-tables-2020-5

 

STIs - down in our nation's capital

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-20/coronavirus-shutdown-leads-to-apparent-drop-in-stis-in-canberra/12264908

 

But gonorrhoea is up on the GC!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-05-08/gonorrhoea-cases-spike-on-gold-coast/12223312

 

Top 10 Sexual Kinks during Corona

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/a-new-survey-reveals-top-10-sexual-kinks-during-covid-19-lockdown-301063398.html

 

Zoom orgies and butt stuff ("Now is the perfect time to stick stuff up your butt")

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/zoom-orgies-male-bisexuality-beauty-butt-stuff-ft-zachary/id1465024739?i=1000475291268

 

Lick My Asshole Rimming - sexy toy

https://www.femplay.com.au/lick-my-asshole-rimming.html

 

“Vaginal corona” - hymen

https://sense.info/en/get-know-your-body/female-body/vulva-and-vagina/vaginal-corona

 

Hannah Gadsby

https://youtu.be/ziIwxPCeByU

 

As we suspected - less sex during Corona:

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/survey-finds-australians-having-less-sex-during-coronavirus-lockdown-with-victoria-hardest-hit-c-1048800

 

https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/how-covid-19-has-affected-our-sex-lives-20200403-p54gup.html

Naked attraction

https://youtu.be/V0FB5dnFpcU

18.  PopTarts 2.0

18. PopTarts 2.0

May 28, 2020

After getting sick of the sound of one another’s voice (and face), the Mums go off-piste by inviting regular mention, 2.0, onto the show to discuss all things Pop and 13 year old girl related.

Do GagaGrande deliver the goods with “Rain On Me”? Is it about emerging from a difficult situation, or as Claire suggests, merely a song glorifying golden showers? They also discuss Katy Perry, Mariah Carey, Billy Porter, the Shapeshifters, Kimberly Davis, Vanity Fare, Ru Paul and a stack of other fascinating forms of entertainment that have been keeping them sane/driving them mad in ISO.

Adult themes and a tiny bit sweary (as usual), so don’t listen whilst home-schooling. Consider this podcast suitably disclaimed!

 

SHOW NOTES

 

Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande song - Rain on Me - https://youtu.be/AoAm4om0wTs

 

Blood Pop - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BloodPop

 

Junkee Media - Rain on me filter (no come on your face) - https://junkee.com/lady-gaga-rain-on-me-filter/

 

 

Lady Gaga - Stupid Love - https://youtu.be/5L6xyaeiV58

 

Katy Perry’s - Daisies - https://youtu.be/9V11-1uPZaM

 

Carly Rae Jepson - https://www.carlyraemusic.com/music

 

Table Manners Podcast with Cary Rae Jepson - on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/episode/0lVtkdzusOtOmzXIh8YrIY

 

Billy Porter's song "Finally Ready" produced by Shapeshifters: youtube.com/watch?v=sfjZSQKzP5c

 

The Shapeshifter's 1 hour Glitterbox set (including Kimberly Davis and THOSE pants): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsCQBzrOE1g

 

Dreams that Glitter - Girls Aloud Album (who knew?) - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2pdtyB9S0CMz0od9Zdnv70

 

Mariah Carey - Glitter movie (NOT a hit) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glitter_(film)

 

Vanity - Wigs by Vanity on Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wigsbyvanity

 

Cameo link for Vanity - https://www.cameo.com/wigsbyvanity

 

Ru Paul’s Drag Race - Season 12 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuPaul%27s_Drag_Race_(season_12)

 

White Lines - on Netflix - (Everyone should watch at least Episode 1) https://youtu.be/Uj7uyeaJjFQ

 

Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist - Heaven! - https://youtu.be/5be1Wa27U2o

 

Kill the Lights - Alex Newell - https://youtu.be/Q1P612HLe9o

 

17. Love In The Time Of Corona

17. Love In The Time Of Corona

May 11, 2020

Inevitably, the Mums had to address the elephant in the room - Coronavirus. Taking a novel approach to the its analysis, the mums decide to navigate SEX in the time of Corona.

Show notes below, friends!

We have new clip on microphones - can you tell?! http://en.rode.com/ 

Grindr - naughty  in the time of COVID. Please don't touch one another unless with a long 1.5m tickly wand.

Rolling Stone sex toy article - sales are up! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/teledildonics-remote-sex-toy-sales-covid19-coronavirus-pandemic-975140/

Connect your teledildonics (Not Terry Dildonics) here: Buttplug.io https://buttplug.io/   - go on - dare you!!

Photo Lasso - putting dicks on pics: https://apps.apple.com/au/app/photo-lasso-cut-out-edit/id821022276

Sexy times with COVID https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/sex-during-coronavirus-pandemic

and this http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/sex-in-the-time-of-covid-19/

ACON says no - https://www.acon.org.au/what-we-are-here-for/covid19/

OnlyFans - have you got something people will pay to see?  https://onlyfans.com/how

Sex worker article from Newsweek https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-sex-workers-cam-girls-online-1498024

Preventing Coronavirus - Sperm smoothies. Anyone? Anyone? https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/coronavirus/bodybuilder-tracy-kiss-claims-she-fights-off-coronavirus-with-sperm-smoothies-ng-b881538371z

Guardian article - so must be true! COVID in semen:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/07/covid-19-found-in-semen-of-infected-men-say-chinese-doctors

YouTube Channel with amazing DJ's + videos - Cercle - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPKT_csvP72boVX0XrMtagQ

Circus of Books - Netflix Doco - https://youtu.be/Cxksd8ytFJg

PFLAG - Parents, Family and Friends of Lesbians and Gays https://pflagaustralia.org.au/

Poddie - UNFLOPPED - sounds rude, but is utterly delightful https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/unflopped/id1320468039

Instagram - DJ Fat Tony (@dj_fattony)

Defected Virtual Festival on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/DefectedMusic

Glitterbox - https://youtu.be/4rx5K01uGaM

HomoDisko by 4theLove - https://4the.love/

Purple Disco Machine - https://www.purplediscomachine.com/

Bob Sinclar on Facebook - check out his 55 days of daily sets - we dare you not to fall in love with him: https://www.facebook.com/pg/BobSinclar/posts/

You can of course still follow us on Instagram @irregularmums and on Facie here

Coronasutra meme

Gay version. Sorry ladies, no lesbian version. 

16. PopTarts March 20

16. PopTarts March 20

March 30, 2020

Hoorah! We're baaaaack in a slightly delayed, never to be repeated first podcast for 2020, just in time (almost) to be shut down by the thing we don't mention. We're planning on one more poddie (at least) before life becomes a lot less physically proximate.

In this Poptarts episode, we natter for aaaaages about all the things.

TV Steaming trailers

Homeland on SBS and Netflix https://youtu.be/mXFZ4fEPRJ8

Visible - Out of TV - Apple+ https://youtu.be/VegfPqIdM0A

Formula 1 - Drive to Survive on Netflix https://youtu.be/wtJPe1ksS6E

Ru Paul’s Drag Race season 12 on Stan https://youtu.be/8jf5IU7GmuI

Love is Blind on Netflix https://youtu.be/s2eBAFt3L_0

Everything’s Going to Be OK on Stan https://youtu.be/ptYpd7MS7-U

Sex Education on Netflix https://youtu.be/EOMfs-OEwm8

Fleabag on Amazon Prime https://youtu.be/FhZHv2id6Sk

Crashing on Netflix https://youtu.be/Ny_Km53DQ7o

Marvellous Mrs Maisel on Amazon Prime https://youtu.be/fOmwkTrW4OQ

GLOW on Netflix https://youtu.be/wnKEoXbBTEw

Miss Americana Tay Tay doco  on Netflix https://youtu.be/D9g9BrULJUk

Five foot 2 Gaga doco on Netflix https://youtu.be/IxI1iOi0t-c

Dolly Parton doco on Netflix is called Here I Am (Claire can't be arsed to find this link)

Claire also refuses to provide the link to Dolly’s Heartstrings, as it was too awful

Never Tear us Apart on Netflix https://youtu.be/LxTH2lb8Uis

 

Talkie poddies

Dolly Parton’s America (poddie) https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/just-the-gist/id1474052266

Rosie Waterland’s Just the Gist https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/just-the-gist/id1474052266

Chat10Looks3 https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/chat-10-looks-3/id936653355

Strong Songs https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/strong-songs/id1443417194

Disgraceland https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/disgraceland/id1275172907

 

Music poddies

DJ Joelby’s Funky Vocal House https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/joelbys-funky-vocal-house/id261994940

DJ Nate https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-nate-presents-uninhibited-house-uh/id1308985456

G’s House Sessions https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/gs-house-sessions-march-2020/id307644637?i=1000467194750

DJ Colin Gaff https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-colin-gaff/id36726172

DJ Kirsty Jade - https://soundcloud.com/user-706454885

DJ Hayley Maree https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/hayley-maree/id1305082561

DJ Alex Taylor https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-alex-taylor-podcasts/id1278915332

 

Movies

1917 https://youtu.be/gZjQROMAh_s

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood https://youtu.be/ELeMaP8EPAA

Parasite https://youtu.be/5xH0HfJHsaY

 

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15. Elbows Deep in Lesbian Porn

15. Elbows Deep in Lesbian Porn

December 20, 2019

In their last episode of 2019, the Irregular Mums dive head first into some Lesbian Porn. Is it as boring as 3 Lesbians (100% of all surveyed lesbians) warned them? Will there be a story line and a happily ever after? Is scissoring actually thing? Will they discover more than just strap-ons and finger banging?

These and many more questions will be answered as the Irregular Mums get stuck right in.

With thanks to the delightful Naomi Palmer for providing the fruits of her arduous 'research'.

Feel free to watch along! WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK: NUDITY, ADULT THEMES, SEX AND PLENTY OF MEALS FOR ONE:

https://xhamster.com/videos/you-wanna-keep-your-job-right-12908013

https://xhamster.com/videos/caught-masturbating-by-stepm0m-6159274

https://xhamster.com/videos/2-lesbian-girls-giving-orgasm-to-each-other-2537616

https://xhamster.com/videos/huge-boob-lesbian-strap-on-5484004

https://xhamster.com/videos/lesbian-orgasm-compilation-4-the-quiet-ones-833835

 

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14. Bingay!

14. Bingay!

November 25, 2019

In this podcast, the Irregular Mums interview the two amazing and deeply fascinating hosts of BINGAY - Charisma Belle and Naomi Palmer.

Learn all about how Bingay started, what it has achieved and how Charisma and Naomi got involved. It's a fabulous insight into this wonderful institution, just in time for it's 20th anniversary.

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Email us: irregularmums@gmail.com 

13. Loo Review

13. Loo Review

November 11, 2019

The Irregular Mums conduct a much-needed AUDIT of these oft-neglected essential areas of a bar or club - the toilets. Anyone who consumes ANY liquid in a club or bar, will find themselves in a bathroom before long. And the state of a bathroom can have a big impact on one's enjoyment of the night.

GIRD YOUR LOINS and brace yourself for a barrage of toilet humour as the Irregular Mums flush out all the important issues. 

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12. PopTarts Nov 19

12. PopTarts Nov 19

November 4, 2019

Better late than never! This week the IM's discuss All The Things:

The Big Fact Hunt at the Warrenview Hotel every Tuesday, hosted by Felicity Frockachino: https://warrenviewhotel.com.au/whats-on/the-big-fact-hunt-trivia/

Halloween Whores: https://www.facebook.com/events/1324223084383446/

Glitterbox: https://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/glitterbox-sydney/113356

Inner Fit Gym: http://innerfit.com.au/

Sense8: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense8

Unbelievable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIkUzkbzQk

DJ Nate Presents: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/dj-nate-presents-uninhibited-house-uh/id1308985456?mt=2

DJ Ant Schillaci, Hot August House: https://soundcloud.com/djantschillaci/hot-august-house

Joelby First Light: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/71-first-light/id261994940?i=1000451445159

Carly Rae Jepsen: https://open.spotify.com/album/25it7uSpNFuRoD6uNc0Tfu

Funky House London; In The Mix, October 2019: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/funky-house-london/id211017344

Irregular Lisa's Wigglin' playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2tcvBkB9wgpONymEftbfqN?si=C5FmnVb5RxulWVlZdwmVCA

Irregular Lisa's Chillin' playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/75QfAhsZNwS1eoSnRCytM7?si=0ts1In-xTfCR3F0ULLDMlA

Irregular Lisa's Early Dayz playlist on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4MRKsCyAWhSfegVwgCTZ8V?si=n_EsY2cuS7WrG7nqoje-nw

Oshie's Better Than Yesterday podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/better-than-yesterday-with-osher-g%C3%BCnsberg/id711028488

Too Peas In A Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/too-peas-in-a-podcast/id1470294201

Best Judies Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/best-judies-podcast/id1466591847

Table Manners: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/table-manners-with-jessie-ware/id1305228910

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11. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

11. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

October 23, 2019

The mums are fortunate to chat with the gorgeous, delightful and super-savvy Ruby May. If you're not familiar with her, check her out on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ruby_mayyy/

Ruby May chats about how she started her Instagram account account, why she decided to monetise her boobs and how she started making money from her body. The mums learn how someone like Ruby goes from starting an Instagram account to almost 1 million followers in less than 3 years.

For someone who makes money showing her boobs, there is a lot to cover, including how she handles creepy guys, women supporting women, what she tells her family, being treated like a celebrity, where she draws the line about what she will do online and WTF is going on with foot and milk fetishes.

Ruby_Mayyy's Only Fans account: https://onlyfans.com/ruby_may

Ring light tripod: https://www.amazon.com/YouTube-Desktop-Streaming-Photography-Compatible/dp/B07QJXCB28/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=ring+light+iphone+tripod+10+inches&qid=1571738612&sr=8-3

Ruby May doesn't have any sponsorship (which is crazy for someone with almost 1 million eyeballs on her account) so see below for companies who we think should sponsor her:

The mums would like some free shit too, so please contact us at irregularmums@gmail.com regarding a free https://shop.dyson.com.au/vacuum-cleaners/handstick/dyson-v11-absolute-pro-plus-319159-01 and a lovely SS2020 https://www.sassandbide.com/ wardrobe.

TOWIE Bobby Norris's half thong: https://metro.co.uk/2015/05/13/whoa-bobby-norris-models-schlong-thong-and-ball-bag-in-one-day-5194832/

Foot fetishes are a thing: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a37434/sex-talk-realness-what-its-like-to-have-a-foot-fetish/

Erotic lactation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_lactation

Ruby's other Instagram account featuring trolls: https://www.instagram.com/nohatethough/

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10. Attempting to adult in Adult World

10. Attempting to adult in Adult World

October 15, 2019

After such a fun and informative visit to The Toolshed, the Irregular Mums couldn't help themselves when they noticed Adult World (next to Palms) and so decided it was their civic duty to investigate an adult store so close to their spiritual home.

After a positive experience, they returned to interview Michael (the Manager) who explained an array of toys, devices and objects for sale that can be used for pleasure.

If you are considering buying any adult toys or lingerie we recommend that you visit Adult World (on Oxford St, Darlinghurst) as Michael will give you 20% off if you mention our podcast. You can see some of the products here:

We looked at many toys, but the main ones are discussed below:

  • Lelo - Sonic wave clitoral massager: "clitorally mind-blowing";
  • Lelo - G-spot massager;
  • Clandestine Mimic Plus;
  • Womaniser (not a Britney Spears song);
  • Extreme Sex Machine (looks like an Ant Eater);
  • Zumio - (looks like a tooth brush without the brush) - promises an orgasm in less than a minute;
  • Wevibe external vibrator (looks like a lime juicer) - the divet massages the clitoris;
  • Wevibe "mouse";
  • Wevibe lipstick vibrators (all Wevibe devices can be synced to devices);
  • Eva the Beaver (like a tiny water turtle);
  • 50 Shades Freed purple bondage gear;
  • Fleshlight Launch - syncs to porn and thrusts in time;
  • Dongs;
  • Deep'r Pole - looks like a silicon black witches hat;
  • Butt plug tails;
  • Rabbits;
  • Sharevibe strapless strap-on.

All of the toys above are in store and amazing! Not a sponsored podcast - Michael and all the staff were just super lovely and helpful. 

Follow us on Instagram to see pics of the toys and lots of other things! irregularmums@instagram.com

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