Irregular Mums

11. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

The mums are fortunate to chat with the gorgeous, delightful and super-savvy Ruby May. If you're not familiar with her, check her out on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ruby_mayyy/

Ruby May chats about how she started her Instagram account account, why she decided to monetise her boobs and how she started making money from her body. The mums learn how someone like Ruby goes from starting an Instagram account to almost 1 million followers in less than 3 years.

For someone who makes money showing her boobs, there is a lot to cover, including how she handles creepy guys, women supporting women, what she tells her family, being treated like a celebrity, where she draws the line about what she will do online and WTF is going on with foot and milk fetishes.

Ruby_Mayyy's Only Fans account: https://onlyfans.com/ruby_may

Ring light tripod: https://www.amazon.com/YouTube-Desktop-Streaming-Photography-Compatible/dp/B07QJXCB28/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=ring+light+iphone+tripod+10+inches&qid=1571738612&sr=8-3

Ruby May doesn't have any sponsorship (which is crazy for someone with almost 1 million eyeballs on her account) so see below for companies who we think should sponsor her:

• https://shop.dyson.com.au/vacuum-cleaners
• https://www.bosch-pt.com.au/au/en/
• https://www.lowes.com.au/

The mums would like some free shit too, so please contact us at irregularmums@gmail.com regarding a free https://shop.dyson.com.au/vacuum-cleaners/handstick/dyson-v11-absolute-pro-plus-319159-01 and a lovely SS2020 https://www.sassandbide.com/ wardrobe.

TOWIE Bobby Norris's half thong: https://metro.co.uk/2015/05/13/whoa-bobby-norris-models-schlong-thong-and-ball-bag-in-one-day-5194832/

Foot fetishes are a thing: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a37434/sex-talk-realness-what-its-like-to-have-a-foot-fetish/

Erotic lactation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_lactation

Ruby's other Instagram account featuring trolls: https://www.instagram.com/nohatethough/

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10. Attempting to adult in Adult World

After such a fun and informative visit to The Toolshed, the Irregular Mums couldn't help themselves when they noticed Adult World (next to Palms) and so decided it was their civic duty to investigate an adult store so close to their spiritual home.

After a positive experience, they returned to interview Michael (the Manager) who explained an array of toys, devices and objects for sale that can be used for pleasure.

If you are considering buying any adult toys or lingerie we recommend that you visit Adult World (on Oxford St, Darlinghurst) as Michael will give you 20% off if you mention our podcast. You can see some of the products here:

We looked at many toys, but the main ones are discussed below:

• Lelo - Sonic wave clitoral massager: "clitorally mind-blowing";
• Lelo - G-spot massager;
• Clandestine Mimic Plus;
• Womaniser (not a Britney Spears song);
• Extreme Sex Machine (looks like an Ant Eater);
• Zumio - (looks like a tooth brush without the brush) - promises an orgasm in less than a minute;
• Wevibe external vibrator (looks like a lime juicer) - the divet massages the clitoris;
• Wevibe "mouse";
• Wevibe lipstick vibrators (all Wevibe devices can be synced to devices);
• Eva the Beaver (like a tiny water turtle);
• 50 Shades Freed purple bondage gear;
• Fleshlight Launch - syncs to porn and thrusts in time;
• Dongs;
• Deep'r Pole - looks like a silicon black witches hat;
• Butt plug tails;
• Rabbits;
• Sharevibe strapless strap-on.

All of the toys above are in store and amazing! Not a sponsored podcast - Michael and all the staff were just super lovely and helpful. 

Follow us on Instagram to see pics of the toys and lots of other things! irregularmums@instagram.com

9. Group sex with Jinx Tasman

Yep, the Irregular Mums are back discussing group gay sex with a real live person (name disguised to protect the innocent/guilty), Jinx Tasman, who is happy to share his experiences with the mums.

It's another enlightening chat, full of wonder, eye-raising experiences and wise words of advice. Of course, this is Jinx's experience alone, and Jinx and the mums are keen to point out that not all gay men do this, nor are all even remotely interested. But being the nosey and relatively sheltered souls that they are, the Irregular Mums are keen to probe Jinx to get to the nitty gritty.

Jinx mentions that most group meet-ups at private parties are via 'dating' apps, but a quick google search reveals that other events can also be accessed online: https://www.meetup.com/en-AU/Naked-Man-Events/

Some sex on premises venues: https://www.dailyxtra.com/discover-sydneys-steamier-side-69925

A gay and bi sex on premises venue, Arrows, now in Rydalmere: https://www.aarowssydney.com.au/About.html

Denis Reed video (WARNING: THUMBNAIL/PADE IS GRAPHIC; NSFW): https://www.xvideos.com/video47989051/denis_reed_in_gay_group_orgy

 

 

 

 

8. Mums Make Porn

This week, something shiny and porny has caught the Irregular Mums' attention. They decide that since they've watched some gay group sex porn, it was time to redress the balance with some straight group sex porn and they head on over to X Videos again. Porn links are, quite obviously, NSFW or suitable for young/easily offended peeps.

First porn: https://www.xvideos.com/video17506995/lustful_group_sex_experience_for_nasty_airi_minami

Second one: https://www.xvideos.com/video25238853/sweet_group_sex_teens_get_boys_straight_fucking_the_two_hot_girls_from_behind

SBS Documentary, Mums Make Porn: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/mums-make-porn

Andrew Denton interview with Angela White, Australia's most successful porn star: https://player.fm/series/interview-with-andrew-denton/angela-white

And not discussed in the podcast, but an interesting article on amateur porn: http://dailynexus.com/2016-10-19/the-disturbing-reality-behind-the-scenes-of-amateur-porn/

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7. PopTarts Sept 19

The Irregular Mums have been immersing themselves in more popular kulcha and unsurprisingly, have a lot to say (especially Claire).

TV

In this episode, they're a part of the studio audience of The Masked Singer: https://10play.com.au/the-masked-singer

Bachie recaps: Rosie Waterland's podcast, Just The Gist: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/just-the-gist/id1474052266

Ru Paul's Drag Race UK: https://www.papermag.com/rupauls-drag-race-uk-contestants-2640465657.html?rebelltitem=33#rebelltitem33

Beverley Hills 90210 Reboot: https://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/tv/bh90210-reboot-review-58399

The L Word: Generation Q: https://www.dazeddigital.com/film-tv/article/46152/1/l-word-reboot-generation-q-teaser-trailer-watch

Music

Taylor Swift's Lover:

• Paper Rings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zdg-pDF10g
• The Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHoHDNxay3A
• Soon You'll Get Better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMoW5G5LU08

Katy Perry, Small Talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqunQaPQumk

Katy Perry Small Talk Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ziQMQT5dj4

G's House Sessions: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/gs-house-sessions/id307644637

Other things we like:

Fashion Critical: https://www.facebook.com/pg/fashioncritical/posts/

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6. Diva Fever

This week, the Irregular Mums attend the annual Diva Awards, which acknowledge excellence in the drag community. What a sparkly and wonderful night! Congratulations to Sheila Blige and the team who brought the event to life. They also went to Troye Sivan's Sydney concert. The big question on their lips was: has he learned to dance yet? Find out more below:

Todrick Hall on Cameo: https://www.cam

Todrick Hall on Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todrick_Hall

How to get yourself listed on Wiki: https://thecreativeindependent.com/guides/how-to-be-included-on-wikipedia/

Diva Award winners: http://www.starobserver.com.au/news/national-news/new-south-wales-news/2019-diva-awards-winners-announced/187052

Diva Awards Photos (by the lovely Mark from Deepfield Photography) Ceremony & Winners: https://www.facebook.com/pg/DivaAwardsAU/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1142323352622796&ref=page_internal

Diva Red Carpet featuring Irregular Mums: https://www.facebook.com/pg/DivaAwardsAU/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1141580122697119&ref=page_internal

Fran Giapanni: https://www.instagram.com/fransdrag/

CORRECTION: The Big Fact Hunt at The Bank Hotel IS RUN BY FELICITY FROCKACCINO: https://www.facebook.com/events/bank-hotel-newtown/the-big-fact-hunt-at-the-bank/417208038841530/

Joshua Heath: https://www.instagram.com/joshuaheathstylist/

Twiggy Styx: https://www.instagram.com/twiggystyx/

Sam Thompson: https://www.instagram.com/samtdrag/

Troye Sivan: https://www.troyesivan.com/

SMH Review of Troye's concert: https://www.smh.com.au/culture/music/troye-sivan-review-bringing-a-sense-of-occasion-20190922-p52tre.html

Sam Smith announces their non-binary status: https://variety.com/2019/music/news/sam-smith-non-binary-they-them-pronouns-1203335262/

 

5. A Face For Romance

This week we interview the gorgeous Kyle Olsen about how being super-handsome can have its downside (like having your photos used in SCAMS!). We also chat to him about seeing the Spice Girls live in concert in Manchester and one of our favourite topics, how Geri Halliwell is the new Posh Spice. But where did Ginger go?

https://www.starnow.com.au/kyleolsen

See Kyle selling the sh*t out of the Ab Circle Pro Deluxe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6MyDXfwiQ

Romance scam information here: https://www.romancescam.com/

Spice Girls concert info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_World_%E2%80%93_2019_Tour

A plug for Kyle's lush travel business, Hermes Holidays: https://www.hermes-holidays.com.au/

4. Massive Tools

In this episode, the Irregular Mums find themselves back on Oxford St and pay a visit to one of Oxford Street's most recognisable adult store, The Tool Shed. The mums aren't obscene but some of the things they see on the shelves might offend sensitive (or young) ears. 

The Tool Shed on Oxford St, Sydney: https://www.toolshed.com.au/

Some movie watching: 

https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1971586/fuck-my-wet-granny-hole-porn-videos.html

https://www.adultdvdempire.com/2524562/grannies-tits-nylons-porn-movies.html

Boomer Banks: https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/boomer-banks

Ass servant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eulrJkWorXQ&has_verified=1

For the rest of the products, go and see the lovely folk in the Toolshed.

Let's Talk About Sex with Verushka Darling, Stonewall Hotel, Fridays: http://www.stonewallhotel.com/index.php/friday/

Palms Nightclub (our spiritual home): https://www.instagram.com/palmsonoxford/

3. Pop Tarts

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In this podcast, we discuss a night out and some pop culture. Excuse the fact that it's taken us a few weeks to post this, hence some of the info might be a teency weency bit dated.

Princesses & Prawnstars Party, by 4thelove: https://4the.love/

Joelby's Funky Vocal House: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/joelbys-funky-vocal-house/id261994940

Funky House London (Utopia, In The Mix): https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/funky-house-london/id211017344

Will Young, My Love, F9 Remix: https://youtu.be/FEL-M6DKKq8

Todrick Hall's Haus Party: https://open.spotify.com/album/35sdN1DEfjFcOATBtQwHxt?si=L9XPxF8jQVeaWhmCt6ecdg

Little Mix, Bounce Back: https://youtu.be/fnGHESypBuU

Bounce Back (the vertical music video): https://youtu.be/rnh5zcm770Q

Younger (Stan): https://www.stan.com.au/watch/younger

Schitt's Creek (Netflix): https://www.netflix.com/title/80036165

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2. A Porncast

Since we have so many opinions about gay, group and other people's sex, we thought we should actually watch some gay group sex porn, just for educational purposes of course.

Is there a difference between an orgy and group sex? How does it all work? Is there a planning session with whiteboards and bells or does everyone just muck in? Listen to the irregular, but exceedingly vanilla but ever curious mums navigate some of their many questions as they watch some gay group sex porn for the first time.

Our conversations aren't lewd or pornographic, but are adult-themed. However the links below will take you to EXPLICIT SITES, so they're NSFW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Our chat is more hilarious than offensive, but everyone's insult-o-meter is different. We discuss the following:

Is there a difference between group sex and orgies? https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-an-orgy-and-group-sex

How many people make an orgy? NZ Herald: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12106104

How to plan an orgy: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sexopedia/a8275749/orgy-definition/

So You Think You Can Fuck: https://dominicford.com/SYTYCF/5/?

24 Boys Orgy: https://www.xvideos.com/video6822319/24_boys_orgy

Denis Reed In Gay Group Orgy: https://www.xvideos.com/video47989051/denis_reed_in_gay_group_orgy